That shirt is genius!
listen when guys layer shirts like this
that’s actually all it takes once that happens i don’t even need to hear him speak i don’t care what kind of music he likes or how he feels about obama or how many potential stds he has just give me that shirt on a guy and the next scene in our lives will be a wedding i am the definition of easy i just need some layered fabrics
Yet whenever I layer my button-downs with cashmere sweaters, nothing happens. I just look more awesome and feel softer.
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “JIF.”
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
This is why I love him, and why I will always love him.
i know it’s hard for guys of today to undo bras
think about teenagers in the 1860s
okay we can totally fuck but first you’ve got to go through a row of buttons two petticoats a wire hoop a camisole and a corset
so really its a lot easier
Screw that! Think about someone’s parents coming home early!
“OH SHIT! My parents are home! Quick, get dressed! You’ll need to put on your corset, camisole, wire hoop, two petticoats, and then do up some rows of buttons.”
“The problem is that date rape drugs are odorless, colorless, and tasteless once they’re in your drink. We all know not to leave our drinks unattended, but the reality is it’s impossible to keep an eye on your drink all night. So what’s the solution? With the help of Dr. John MacDonald, a professor of chemistry at Worcester Polytechnic Institute, and with the help of Contract Researching Organizations, DrinkSavvy is developing material that will immediately change color to warn you if a drug is slipped into your drink.”
So Tumblr. You’re notorious for attacking rape culture; just think how much this could do to fix that problem. At time of posting DrinkSavvy is at $2,500 of its $50,000 goal. Let’s signal boost it.
SIGNAL BOOST SIGNAL BOOST SIGNAL BOOST
This would prevent most rapes at parties and bars, holy shit. Signal boost.
SIGNAL BOOSTING LIKE A GOOD GUY.
Jack Harkness, Irene Adler, Dean Winchester, and Tony Stark walk into a bar
the ending of this joke has been censored by the Universe itself